this is... dadsbigplan

2009

December
October
August 82
July 158
June 119
May 96
April 72
March 80
January 115

2008

June 84
May 122
April 199
March 69
February
January
Watcharama
Mar 31st
G’night Lorne
Mar 31st
Clowning around with Mr. Rogers
Mar 31st
Star Wars themed Dallas intro
Mar 31st
Cupid deja vu
Mar 31st
Top 10 Tuesday - Worst of the 90s...
Mar 31st
Ali Larter is obsessed with alphamonkey
Mar 31st
Wait, is that Bengal tiger wearing a Kevlar...
Mar 30th
Psycho Singing Cat
Mar 30th
Erin Gray and Planet Comicon
Mar 30th

Yeah we all need someone we can lean...

michaeltruly: Is watching a womens bodybuilding competition to support a friend. I forgot to ask...
Mar 29th
lawful: (via davereed) Well, duh. What did that moron...
Mar 28th
Monsters vs. Aliens (’nuff said)
Mar 27th
Timecrimes proves time travel is cool in any...
Mar 27th
Brightening up bloody crime scenes with...
Mar 27th
The ERA does not "acknowledge that women are...
Mar 27th

Incongruent

Getting commended on my ‘2 and a half hours before anyone else’ office attendance by...
Mar 27th
Cheap Garments
Mar 26th
Comic Rack - New Avengers, Cmmr. Gordon,...
Mar 26th

And now, some death....

Janelle said (4.45 PM): i want my body donated to science and cremated. if people want to remember me it should be a chantilly cake eating contest
The Abominable Professor Pickles said (4.46 PM): I would like to think I'll be buried organically after donation, but I suspect it won't happen. Mostly because there won't be funding to dredge the river to recover the school bus.
Janelle said (4.46 PM): ...
The Abominable Professor Pickles said (4.46 PM): I'm leaving this world the same way I came into it: Naked, screaming, and covered in blood.
Janelle said (4.47 PM): you have f'd up fantasies haha
The Abominable Professor Pickles said (4.47 PM): No, no..that's PROPHECY
Janelle says (4.47 PM): ah, yes my bad. well i'm leaving this world riding the never ending story dragon into the sunset
The Abominable Professor Pickles says (4.48 PM): You have to do that fist pump and loud yell as that guy from Kajagoogoo goes 'Neverending stoooooooooorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
Janelle says (4.48 PM): hells yeah, is there any other way?
The Abominable Professor Pickles says (4.49 PM): None with any sense of style.
Mar 25th
Trailer time: Where the Wild Things Are
Mar 25th

Why I don't like the Twilight...

Because my penis actually works on vaginas. Just sayin’…
Mar 25th
Meat Madness!
Mar 25th
Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and...
Mar 25th
Ever been car jacked by a monkey?
Mar 24th
Top 10 Tuesday- 3D Movies So Far
Mar 24th
Lily Allen - Not Fair
Mar 24th
Condorman
Mar 24th
Wha’ happened?
Mar 24th
And those remakes just keep on a comin’
Mar 23rd
Lookee! Where the Wild Things are
Mar 23rd
Bolt on DVD
Mar 23rd
Lookee! The Wild Things are here
Mar 23rd
Bacon Explosion
Mar 23rd
I want to know what happened to Alex Proyas
Mar 20th
Spring, the season for bromance
Mar 20th
The Fantastic Four (1994)
Mar 20th
The Mash-Up to End All Mash-Ups?
Mar 20th

Late Night Texting

TheBlackGlove: You there?
TheBlackGlove: You're doing it, aren't you?
dadsbigplan: Not anymore.
TheBlackGlove: I don't know how you keep up, grandpa.
dadsbigplan: I swear, it's like everyone's vagina is set to 'Hell fucking yes'.
TheBlackGlove: I have been finding the same to be true. I have more girls sweating me than I can handle.
dadsbigplan: I think it's the End Times. Everyone knows girls love apocalypse sex.
TheBlackGlove: No. Girls dig moderately emphatic obsessiveness. It's romantic.
dadsbigplan: Bollocks to that. I'm sticking with the acockalypse.
TheBlackGlove: That's because you are building the Cult of Leviathan and you are hip to the goings on.
dadsbigplan: Remember: No fatties. And no poor people allowed.
TheBlackGlove: Damn straight.
Mar 20th
mundy: Fuck it, I’m gonna listen to Live You move on to...
Mar 20th
Comic Rack - Sherlock & Kolchak, G.l....
Mar 19th
It’s a scooter, no, it’s a car. Wait, it’s...
Mar 19th
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Mar 18th
The evolution of a bat icon
Mar 18th
Buttercup Festival
Mar 18th
Adventureland
Mar 17th
News bits, both weird and sad
Mar 16th
Bracket time!
Mar 16th
Out of the way spring break locales
Mar 14th
Free MIDI Drum Pad, courtesy of Internet.
Mar 13th
Comic Rack - Battle for the Cowl
Mar 12th
It’s Birthday Madness!
Mar 12th
How ’bout some Robocop love on a Wednesday...
Mar 11th
A small chunk of Castle
Mar 10th
Awesome spelled S-T-A-R-W-A-R-S
Mar 10th
Nicholas Cage: the game
Mar 10th
6 Easy Steps to Destroy Civilization with...
Mar 10th
Small movies own DVD & Blu-ray this Tuesday
Mar 10th
From the desk of the Prof. Pickles…
Mar 9th
Your Next Favorite Movie, Prince of Persia
Mar 9th
A car even Aquaman would drive
Mar 9th
90s SNL Movies: A Long Overdue Appreciation
Mar 9th
United forever! They’re the Watchmen!
Mar 9th
Did you see “Watchmen” this weekend?
Mar 9th
Is this all that’s playing?
Mar 9th
Amy Adams discusses Sunshine Cleaners
Mar 9th
I watched the Watchmen
Mar 6th
Not With a Whimper, But With a Bang
Mar 6th
Who Reviews the Watchmen?
Mar 6th
Comic Rack - Secret Six, Buffy, & Gotham...
Mar 6th
Gizmodo’s 104 Ways to Hilariously Ruin the...
Mar 5th
Funny and photogenic
Mar 4th
Public Enemies
Mar 4th
Psycho for sale
Mar 4th
A Muppet Death Metal Special
Mar 4th
McGruff vs. the bus driver
Mar 4th
Old man Stewart shakes his fist at Twitter
Mar 3rd
Who Watches the Watchmen?
Mar 3rd
…And I Will Say It With a Bacon-Wrapped...
Mar 3rd
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss…
Mar 2nd